Pack it in, hang up the gloves, cancel the election, it's all over. Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee.*
*Remember, Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth away.**
**There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.***
***Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris****
****Et Cetera
My wife insists I am the oldest 14 year old in the world. My chronological age is considerably in excess of that. She also says she has three children, the one she married and the two she bore. I was 35 when we married, my oldest (a daughter) is 14. You can approximate my age if you want to do the math (Eeep!!! She's even older now), but it won't be right.... ;o) If you wonder how the political stuff fits, my formative political experiences were when I was, you guessed it, fourteen.
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