Monday, October 22, 2007

Its Over.

Pack it in, hang up the gloves, cancel the election, it's all over. Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee.*

*Remember, Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the earth away.**

**There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.***

***Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris****

****Et Cetera

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